hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
STOP CALLING JUSTIN BIEBER A GIRL AS IF BEING A GIRL IS A BAD THING LIKE JESUS FUCK HIS BAD BEHAVIOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING A GIRL SO FOR FUCK’S SAKE STOP EQUATING BEING A WOMAN WITH THAT PIECE OF SHIT
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
The four Forbidden Spells are Crucio, Imperio, Avada Kedavra and Misgendering Laura Jane Grace. For all of them you will be thrown into Azkaban.